By theassman - 11/03/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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GameRater01 0

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

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jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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zandar 0

yep, agreed, no shame. although Ringo really does nothing for me.

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digapygmy 0

... I do ********** to the Beatles. I actually wrote a rejected FML about coming to the thought of John Lennon. It's not THAT bad, guys. They just really drive my car. *rawr* ;)

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ifuckuprandomly 28

The question is do they park in the garage?

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fortunecookie_fml 0

I actually laughed at this one. that's very rare, thank you.

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scarlett_fml 0

minimising he screen wouldn't do much if the sound was on.

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Justinc_ 0

So did she help out after or what?

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JL_fml 0

Lol @ #11 At least it wasn't Prince or Michael Jackson. *Shrugs*

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RPGod 0

Hey, Prince is a sexy ************ even if you're straight

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Ole_Stinker 0

Did you try to explain? "No mom really- I was watching ****!"

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sillypun 0

hey there kid, no more shower babies for you. there are real girls out there. eventually you may find one ugly enough to let you touch her.

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porfavor_fml 0

Got to love that George Harrison. Hey, at least it wasn't The Kinks...

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vietiscool 2

why do so many idiots say it's peoples faults for not having locks? my room had double doors and it wasn't possible to get locks implemented. even so, how would you explain to your parents that you want a lock installed on your room so you could do the nasty or do illegal drugs without them finding out? idiots.

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