By theassman - 11/03/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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GameRater01 0

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

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jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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MCart_fml 0

LOL #4, #11. Awesome #22, keep up the good work!

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Sonic_Rocker 0

Could've been worse... It could have been a Michael Jackson concert. At least the Beatles don't have sexual controversy.

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Sulk 0

It is always the mum's fault for walking in. Yes, it's true. This is an imbroglio on your MUM'S part. "Today, I let my manners slide and walked in without announcement or forewarning into my kid's room. FML." Mum's of teenagers should know better to bloody knock and wait respectfully whilst their kid puts away their toys and ****.

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tyler1 0

wait, its not normal to wank to the beatles?!!?!?!?! CRAP! so THAT's why my mom started crying...

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jabbaundead 0

LOL! but trust me.. it probably could have been worse. like a michael jackson video perhaps?

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may_cause_fail 0

I don't know, young John was pretty hot... ;D And agreed with #19: it could have been much worse. XD

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SilverBallet 0

Why do people react to these situations as if their parents are oblivious to the fact that yes, kids will **********? Jeez. Just a heads up, people, your parents have had sex before. Even if they don't say it, they *know* you're gonna do something eventually. And, hey, at least you were just masturbating. If your mom really freaked out at the sight, you could have just looked at her and said, "Hey, at least I'm not doing crack."

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foxfire730 0

ok...either get a lock. or post a sign that says "please knock." or why dont you save everyone some grief and ********** when you're alone and when there is no possiblity of being interrupted. then you're home free!

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