By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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fentron 3

"just some napkins"

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sneeze_watch 19

WHEN will you people learn to lock your doors or at least wait until there's no one home to **********?!

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Chrispayne 4

Weird how she was staring but doesnt,anyone think it was weird he just kept going,looking,at her?

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jpmc808 1

I think she was waiting for an invitation to give you a hand, literally. o_O

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Ressamies 6

"I want... hamburger with extra lotion"

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sharpshooter22ma 0

Should of asked your mom for a milkshake and see what she would of said lol and is she available?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

First off, you're not funny. Second, "would of" and "should of" don't make sense. Learn to speak English.

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hillbillyboy1993 7

hey man how about we hit on everything with or without a ****** on fml??? really cool... keep your ******* hormones to yourself

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bubo_fml 10

That's when you look her right in the eye, grimace & say, "Here comes the special sauce, Momma!" & polish one off, like a fukkin' boss!

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