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By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 06:00 - Philippines - Roxas

Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML

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By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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My eyes! My eyes!

By Audrey - 21/07/2020 14:01

Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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By anonymous - 24/12/2014 23:56 - United States

Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:06

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

sparklemuffin 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:05

lol what a win

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Joey_Bellows 1

Monday 30 April 2012 5:38

Archer?

katcot99 11

Monday 30 April 2012 5:42

At first I thought YDI for masturbating, then I was like FYL because your mom didn't give a crap.

ajeppsen 25

Monday 30 April 2012 6:35

FYL for having to eat at McDonald's

Ryanader717 0

Monday 30 April 2012 6:36

How old r u......

TULEINYANA 3

Monday 30 April 2012 6:49

Next time look her in the eye and pop!

monkeyhead641 6

Monday 30 April 2012 7:24

Anyone else wondering what he got

monkeyhead641 6

Monday 30 April 2012 7:24

Anyone else wondering what he got

luckyd880 12

Monday 30 April 2012 7:44

The other day, I bought a couple "win for life" lottery tickets. Today, I checked them and i WON!....$2......I paid $4...FML

TrentF13 12

Monday 30 April 2012 8:12

I sincerely hope you replied with "chicken nuggets, please."

robc32ca 4

Monday 30 April 2012 12:11

Maybe you should have stopped...

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