By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
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karmicsamadi86 9

Look on the bright side, in a couple of months you'll have a beautiful baby and you'll have forgotten all about the morning sickness you had!

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Drew167 8

The good thing is baby's are a blessing so congrats and hopefully it goes away soon!(:

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Lauralea2010LOL 5

Aww that sucks! I kind of forgot how terrible morning sickness is! (it was almost a year ago that i had it pretty bad) Hopefully it gets better soon, so you can enjoy feeling that baby kicking inside you! :) Those 9 months go by fast, even if it feels slow right now, trust me!

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darkangel752 2

I feel for you, I had the same thing with all my pregnancies.... But on the bright side, it doesn't last forever and you get your baby :) best of luck :)

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

If it was one of those little fake Play-Doh meals...I don't blame you. They look nasty and smell even worse.

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unknown_user5566 26

But if it wasn't a fake Play-Doh meal, you WOULD blame her?

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Ah, no. Just a figure of speech. And bad childhood experiences.

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unknown_user5566 26

I can't wait to get pregnant someday, but I'm definitely not looking forward to morning sickness. Try eating bananas between meals- I've heard that helps reduce the amount/severity of morning sickness. Hope it gets better for you, OP. :)

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juunebug 2

Diclectin is your friend, OP! Ask your doctor for a prescription. Also, ginger ale really helped me when I was preggo. :)

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spottyblanket 8

Try some ginger or grapefruit juice op. Hope you feel better soon

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constipatedlady 0

You're pregnant YDI, if you want to complain about life, use birth control.

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ohmandapants 16

^ are you ******* serious? You insensitive jackass. She's pregnant so she deserves to puke everywhere at the very thought of food? Shut up. Also, your comment makes no sense. If she wants to complain about life, use birth control? That makes sense.

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the_anti_hipster 7

33--no wonder you're such a heartless bastard. You're constipated. Take a laxative and shut the hell up.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Maybe you really are constipated because it seems like you're full of shit (ha). Anyway, what if she was planning for the baby? I've heard morning sickness is no joke.

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xXfrostXx 9

Genius (sarcasm) *insert meme here*

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spinx13 0

If you don't like the side effects don't get pregnant. YDI

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1crabbygirl 10

Pregnancy can be a rough ride, yes, but that is how we become graced with thinkers like you. So it's all worth it. So glad I stopped with one really, really good one!

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_wraith 15

Pregnancy is absolutely insane and the "side affects" vary and can be very permanent. That being said, saying "if you don't like it, don't get pregnant" is probably the stupidest thing I've heard in a while (and I've watched a documentary on the Westboro Baptist Church, so congratulations). If women based their decision to reproduce solely on the comfort factor of pregnancy, there would be a whole lot less people in the world. Thanks for thinking, 36. Never reproduce.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

40 - the world is overpopulated, I'd prefer it if more women did think twice before having kids...

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kit4kat11 8

Congratulations on becoming a mother, OP! On the bright side, supposedly the more morning sickness you have, the stronger your pregnancy hormones are, which in turn means a healthy baby. However when I was pregnant, that still didn't help me when I was having my "all day" sickness either. My daughter is definitely worth it though!

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tildoorf84 7

ydi for unprotected sex

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Akazuki 26

47, some people actually WANT to have kids. Not everyone who is expecting a child is a teenager who "forgot" to use a condom.

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