Patriarchy, Sexism, Education and Miscellaneous: Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home...

By liberatedwoman - 11/08/2009 14:57 - Oman

Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman." She was disappointed and disturbed by this, and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML

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By Peter - 30/06/2021 18:01

Today, my wife said I was being difficult and unreasonable, and called my mother to talk to me about my behaviour. What did I do, you ask? I dared to share my opinion on something I happen to feel strongly about, instead of just mindlessly agreeing with her opinion like I have for the past 22 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 22:20 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my mother described what her ideal daughter-in-law should be like. Half-way through her description, fishing for some compliments, I told her that such a girl would be way above my league. She sighed and emphatically agreed. FML

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By Kitty_Gem - 27/08/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML

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By Mick_The_Disappointment - 11/12/2018 15:30

Today, my mother once again called me to remind me what a disappointment I am despite having two degrees, a house, a professional job and having never been unemployed at 25. FML

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softbonez 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:11

Tell your mom to shut the **** up and that this isn't the 1950's.

drewpy 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:12

Don't stop being "a liberated woman" everyone should use their brains and being willing to speak in a peaceful manor and have discussions on issues. Besides I would rather date a woman that can tell me that I am wrong and then we can discuss why I am wrong and find common ground. Keep it up, your doing the right thing.

Comments

MTBowen11191993 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:38

And you listened? I love my mother to death, but if she said something like that to me, I would hit her.

kira1kira 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 8:02

tard

ladiidaa 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:39

Your mom sounds like a strong believer in the words, "Bitch, get back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich". :]

Zubat_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:33

Your mom's a smart one. She's just doing what's best for you.

teddsster 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:30

oh god, same here. my mum's always going on about how a woman ought to be a little less knowledgeable than a man, and well, frankly it makes me want to punch her in the face.

arrandu39 0

Monday 31 August 2009 18:25

You have matured and your mother simply can't handle it. You can still find a guy if you want. Ignore your mom and go and become more successful than her.

AlenaPratt 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:16

WOMEN RULE. END OF STORY.

lazy_girl 12

Wednesday 20 January 2010 6:20

Since you're an intelligent woman, you'll find an intelligent man... thank god you won't be married to some hillbilly of a husband who's too insecure to have a smart wife! Good luck dealing with your mom lol