Miscellaneous: Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and... - FML

By Oja1 - 16/12/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2018 12:00

Today, I came home to find my entire action figure collection was gone. My parents told me I am too old for toys, so they opened all of the packages and donated them to Goodwill. I had an original Boba Fett, and my entire collection was worth more than twenty thousand dollars. FML

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By Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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By Tibblesthepengwin - 14/02/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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By NeverEscaping - 03/02/2013 00:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML

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By whywouldudothat - 19/04/2020 02:00

Today, my mom sold my watch collection on Vinted. I've spent over 15 years on the collection and I don't even live with my mom. I'm still wondering how she got in. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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By padmelover - 27/08/2022 22:00

Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML

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By Cougar - 24/07/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML

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By Randy - 13/09/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Friday 16 December 2011 8:27

Now how will you save the galaxy?

banman12321 6

Friday 16 December 2011 8:27

May the force be with you

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Babushka_fml 4

Friday 16 December 2011 14:13

Cool beans

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 16 December 2011 14:17

MOM! at least tell me you kept Boba Fett!! You know I told you thousands of times that nobody is allowed to touch the Fett man!! The force, with you it was not.

MisterMuffinz 13

Friday 16 December 2011 14:19

Theres no shame in that. Real men cry. Star Wars is awesome, I would cry too.

sarge3000 1

Friday 16 December 2011 14:23

don't worry SWTOR is our I have not left my computer yet.

causticgirl 6

Friday 16 December 2011 14:26

Same thing happened to my husbands Lego collection. He was very upset. Then he looked on line and found out how much it was all worth and became furious! His mom gave them to the snotty kid down the street

ilovepink2much 0

Friday 16 December 2011 14:34

That was just wrong you worked hard for that

icygiraffe 0

Friday 16 December 2011 14:35

No worries man, at least it wasn't your star trek collection... IMAGINE that atrocity!

FudgeMyLuck 3

Friday 16 December 2011 21:51

NO.

sonnyli 0

Friday 16 December 2011 14:45

Did she have your permission? If not, I would have been so mad!

fangz_fml 6

Friday 16 December 2011 14:55

Ha, that reminds me of the movie 40 year old virgin XD

oakland43 6

Friday 16 December 2011 15:00

theres a movie made after you called: 40 yr old virgin

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Today, it was my last day at my job. My team made a little party for me so they could wish me well and say goodbye, but when it came time for my manager to give a little speech, she couldn't even remember my name. I've been working there for two years. FML

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