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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By emeraldarcher74 - 19/11/2016 18:34 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML

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Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Sabotage!

By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

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By cl3v3l4nd5t34m3r - 04/06/2012 20:34 - United States - Geneva

Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML

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dimerneckel 22

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:32

Her emotions were all scrambled up!

buckdharma 37

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:40

It could have been worse. You could have came home 5 months late, and she hits you with a chicken.

Comments

nurafifah 13

Sunday 21 September 2014 5:19

5 minutes and she threw an egg at you... Imagine if you an hour late..

candyolympics 17

Sunday 21 September 2014 6:40

HowtoBasic?

headofmedusa 15

Sunday 21 September 2014 12:49

Don't be late

danthehuman 29

Sunday 21 September 2014 15:13

*summons howtobasic*

Omniprism 14

Sunday 21 September 2014 17:48

I think your mom needs some help.

113421145311564 14

Sunday 21 September 2014 17:54

Out. Get out

ShekinahNicole 6

Sunday 21 September 2014 21:21

Well did you give her a good eggplanation?

thewife5 19

Sunday 21 September 2014 21:54

Don't be late.. She might run out of eggs one day.. Scary

InTheMagic 3

Tuesday 23 September 2014 9:32

Aha respect the rules next time

foxy_sunshine 8

Tuesday 23 September 2014 18:02

Well maybe next time you won't be so late....

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