Miscellaneous: Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went...

By Kelso - 06/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

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By eyelashess - 29/06/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Yorktown

Today, I was home alone when I heard the carbon-monoxide detector beeping. Panicking, I grabbed my dog, ran out of my house as fast as I could, and waited outside for 3 hours for my mom to get home. Turned out the detector was just out of batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 20:00

Today, my mom got a new furnace put in because they found out the old one was leaking carbon monoxide. This is six months after I got kicked out because I was sleeping too much, so my mom thought I was using drugs. FML

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By agstone - 09/08/2017 23:15

Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By lollerskate - 16/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 05:31 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML

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Seize the means of production!

By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 00:01

Today, there was a gas leak at work. We called the fire department, who advised us to evacuate the building. We called our manager to let her know, and her response was "Oh, don’t do that." My boss would rather let us die of carbon monoxide exposure than lose out on 3 hours of work. FML

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Recipe for disaster

By ApparentlyATerribleDaughter - 12/08/2018 15:00

Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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water4life 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:24

she needs to be slapped

CleanSheets 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:29

Your mom clearly knew you couldn't smell it, but was just looking for a way to end your life while she made her get away in the emergancy ecsape pod that she secretly had installed into her closet several years ago.

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:08

You ought to Dutch Oven the bee-yotch to teach her a lesson about noxious gases!

KurouTenshi 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:53

xD this one wins, perdix. (ignoring the fact that you can't smell the monoxide but yknow!) LOL

jujie001 3

Monday 13 December 2010 10:59

win!!!!

dramatic11 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:10

My god, I understand where you're coming from. Last January an ice storm swept through my state. I was stuck living with my parents. I had to beg my mom to open a window a little because we were basically living around a heater that produced a lot of carbon monoxide... *facepalm*

Batman4890 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:38

it doesn't matter how much your heater produces its how much of it gets out your an idiot... plus thats wasting energy

Darksect0r13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:54

@#73 you're*

CleanSheets 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:04

womp womp womp

Kockdiesel 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:23

your mom's a dumb bitch.

anorexicbarbie 8

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:23

and you're an idiot

SephoraSocialite 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:36

Glad you guys didn't have a leak enough to kill. big FML that you are stuck with a mom that is stupid enough to not even be cautious and pulled out the detector.

SettoFail 9

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:43

Your mom is a ******* moron and I'm sorry for that, I suggest moving out before she does something else life threatning. But atleast you didn't die. :)

heartlessagony 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:44

Your mom is stupid OP. At least you didn't die ;D Well now let the bone marrow produce more red blood cells and replace the ones with damaged hemoglobins.