By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

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DynamicDave 11

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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dt520 4

well its disturbing to hear from your mom but hey its true

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megashroom 6

Are you sure that you're the biological father?

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kingtz 6

Op's post was actually kind of hot!

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alicec123 0

so what? you should have made sure that there wasn't a chance of getting walked in on. And I wish I looked hotter if I smiled. YDI

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brewedintexas96 0

so just because she doesn't lock her door or have her own place that means she can't have sex? you're stupid.

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sallen0046 4

No, it just means she's not smart enough to lock the door so other people can't walk in on her, and that she therefore loses the right to complain about being 'caught' because she didn't take proper action to avoid it.

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android360 0

Lolz funny stuff. FYL for having a mom who meticously observes people having sex and then tell them how to improve themselves.

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jbtheone_fml 5

she's probably already ****** him. and smiled the whole damn time while she enjoyed getting boned.

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justinfailz 0

lmao I'm sorry but when I read the first part i got caught I thought this had been put ip a thousand times but I've never her of a mom who would you should smile more rofl

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Skatejock21 0

HAHAHA that is hysterical. I needed a good laugh today! You mom deserves to be on a pedestal for walking in on you. I would laugh at my kid if I walked in on my kid having sex.

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