By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

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DynamicDave 11

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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GreggyZ 0

Good advice is good advice...

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FriscoKidz 10

You should smile more, but she's gonna be telling that story for a while lol.

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comepoopwithme 0

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fuckked in the head. my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed. until one night he snuck in and said, "we're going out back, I want my dickk sucked in the shed."

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enoughgrace 4

YDI for not smiling more. Your mom was probably smiling in your brother's picture too...

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thelastavailable 13

43, here's a wild idea: go and learn the definition of "your" and "you're" and then write them down 600 times with one of Professor Umbridges' special quills.

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