Love: Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found...

By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Pandasaur 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:05

FYL for having such an immature mother. o.o That's unbelievable.

Jess_Love 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:06

wait why was she cleaning out your underwear drawer?

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mzmaverickd 7

Thursday 27 August 2009 20:01

Why was she cleaning out your underwear drawer??? And besides that, your parents are really being childish... Everyone uses them- including married couples. Don't worry... And erase your parents off your facebook please. Block them and tell them you deleted it or something.

tbhagg 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:51

YDI for making your mother clean out your drawers.

nodbor 11

Friday 28 August 2009 8:32

this might get you a date.

blackxmortals 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 7:03

don't worry. vibrators work better than lots of guys anyway, so if she doesn't know that, she's been missing out and the joke's on her! xD

IrReSiStAbLe88 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 8:34

Go up to your mom all excited and be all, "Mom!!! I finally threw that old thing away and am now enjoying real meat whenever I want! Their names are Tommy and Chris! They're amazing, you were SO right!