By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 75 613
You deserved it 7 233

Same thing different taste

Top comments

deliciouskaek 1

That's not okay. That is seriously NOT okay. Verbal abuse, FTL.

spiffles 0

I'm pretty sure that making out does not = slutty.

Comments

Eresbel 0

I think it's SICK how some people on this site are so willing to condemn women. I wouldn't be surprised if someone wrote, "Today I was at a bar and a guy slipped GHB in my drink and raped me. FML." and a bunch of people responded with stuff like, "thats why you don't go to bars YDI" or "you shouldn't have been talking to a stranger, YDI" or "only ***** go to bars. YDI." There is a depraved culture all around the world (including developed countries) of acting like the people who get raped deserve it, and of completely dismissing the ways in which women are sometimes treated like second class citizens. If this FML was about a white kid hanging out with black friends and the mom accusing the black kids of being gang members, not only would more people see what's wrong with that, but all those replies agreeing with the mom would be voted down completely. But because it's a post about a woman and her sexuality, as opposed to someone and his/her race, a good number of people assume that the mother's point must be valid. With the only evidence being that she kissed someone she was in a relationship with. Poster, I'm sorry your mother was being so unreasonable.

AspiringSheCop 0

AMEN. Thank you so much, I was thinking the same thing.

Misosoup 0

I understand you're point, but I'm surprised you think there aren't racists on this site as well who would write, "that's why you don't hang out with black kids."

Eresbel 0

I know there are racists, it's just that for some reason, it's so much easier for people to stand up against discrimination based on almost everything but sexism. I've noticed it in all facets of life, especially in job discrimination. Of course, people troll on the internets and stuff, but a lot people tend to be more openly sexist in real life than openly racist or classist, etc.

So you're saying if this poster said something like, "Today I went running in the middle of the night in a secluded park and got mugged." you wouldn't think it was irresponsible (unresponsible? Really!?) Wake up! It wouldn't be her fault if she got raped or mugged but she doesn't want to do anything that may put her in that kind of situation. I hope to God you never have kids because that sort of irresponsible parenting gets kids hurt. Live in the real world.

Blackrose13 0

Hey, why don't you STFU? No one asks to be raped. So if she was raped it would be her fault? **** you. people like you make me sick. Stop the victim blaming bullshit. What, so women can't live their life the way they want to? "Well it wouldn't be her fault, but..." Just shut up. Plus news flash! Most people are raped and assaulted by people they know.

fxdxhk90 0

Gotta love ultra conservative parents. Just don't do that in front of her, and she will probably stop bitching about it.

0 3

That sounds creepy, maybe you should consider running away so you don't end up like her. Making out with a boyfriend isn't sexually aggressive.

jnic 0

I don't know why people think this is funny. This is almost exactly like something my mom would say. It's ******* terrible, and the first "witty" line is not silly or funny, it's their way of angrily picking words that will bite you the hardest and fastest, and best describe their corrupt way of thinking of things. I don't know why any of you are taking the mom's side. When my mom says things like this, it's disturbing and completely not based on reality. Like freaking out and telling me that I will get involved in an orgy when I wanted to spend the night with my two gay male friends, their friends (never found out the genders) and my boyfriend. Or that strangers on the street will think I'm literally a prostitute if they see me hanging out with a group of friends consisting on all guys.

hella_elyse 0

I understand where your mother is coming from though. Plus how smart is it to make out even in the same building as your mother? All kids know parents have eyes everywhere. I would have never dared to do this. Besides how old were you anyways? if my child was in her early teens I'd definitely have a few words with her thats for sure!!!

fml27 0

she said she was 18. so shes an adult and doesnt need her mom to have a talk with her.

**** sake, give your kids a break. Let them have sex with anyone they want to, it's NOT YOUR ******* BUSINESS! People like you make me sick, leave your kids to handle themselves with their private life...

dg72592_fml 0

wow your mom is weird as ****.

I'm willing to bet you have an asian mother.

have you never heard of ******* in the ass? how do you think gay guys and men in prisions get their action

christopherlove 0

FACT: You are a tease and you will get raped.

lol you should have said you dont know what happened next and see what she said then