By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

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Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
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deliciouskaek 1

That's not okay. That is seriously NOT okay. Verbal abuse, FTL.

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spiffles 0

I'm pretty sure that making out does not = slutty.

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Luckster 0

What a bitch... Worse than my boyfriend's Mother who thinks I'm cheating with him just because one of my co-workers is a boy. She watches WAY too many Spanish soap-operas.

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alliemi 0

69, your comments were great. Plus, 69.

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lollipops321 0

lmao what was 69's comment? now i really want to know haha

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ithedarkknight 0

Only in florida are people so dumb... fml i would know i live in florida...

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GrapefruitZoe 0

I think that's hilarious, actually, if very silly of her.

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plutosaplanet 0

Doesnt matter how old she is. some parents are just crazy. when my ex bf's parents found out we were gonna move in together (i was 23 he was 24) they threw his stuff out on the lawn and changed the locks bc we were going to be "living in sin". they were crazy bible thumpers that make christians look bad. what they didnt know is their son is gay and wouldnt even kiss me

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fmlxxxx 0

maybe you are actually a cocktease and don't realise it

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quitterl 0

.... so if she's a "**** tease", then she's a **** who deserves to be raped. Think before you speak.

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c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

hahah , i hate insecure and overprotective parents.

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wildthing27 4

Hey! Thanks for the comments.. minus the ones calling me a ****.. I'm 18 for whoever asked.

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CrimsonImpact 0

Yeah.. that definitely sucks for you then. As much as I really think your mom was overreacting, she's probably just worried about you and doesn't know how else to express it, especially if this is the first time she's experienced this before. Once some time passes she'll realize that she doesn't have as much to worry about and she'll ease off :)

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fml27 0

ur mom needs to go away

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quitterl 0

Wow. I'm shocked that so many people find this situation funny. Sure the whole "sexually aggressive daughter" bit is entertaining, but the part about her mom saying she would get raped because she is a tease isn't. I feel sorry for this person because living with a person who has victim blaming tendencies makes her more likely to follow the same train of thought as her mother. Not to say that she would for sure, but the point is that girls do not get raped because they are teases, they get raped because men are controlling and disrespectful.

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