Intimacy: Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at... - FML

By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

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Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2021 02:00

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Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years old. FML

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By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

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Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

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Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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By Enko - 09/11/2008 07:43 - France

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Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML

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MatheusRajuidas 5

Monday 19 March 2012 12:04

She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...

erikabt820 2

Monday 19 March 2012 12:11

Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!

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hotstuff0727 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:06

Think about the fact that you are 24 & still living in her house? I would be mad too at that point...

hotstuff0727 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:08

Why is your mom cleaning your room if you are 24?!

Hunts160 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:08

940 are religious

AcidRaen 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:40

Is your mom catholic? They're against contraception and sex before marriage.

AcidRaen 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:48

I went to a catholic school....i think i know what i am talking about. Maybe it is different in different countries but at my school they taught us to practice abstinence before marriage and that you shouldn't use contraception in marriage unless its for medical reasons.

Reality_bites 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:59

Im thinking the OP should either move out or clean their own damn room. The mum probably got so tired of dropping hints of how untidy the room was that she decided to clean it.

Matty1188 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:37

Or at least clean his own room.

chowE_fml 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 9:08

Don't pullout

lauralavenderbab 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 10:44

Your 24 years old and live with your mum? And she cleans your room?

arrowtopatella 11

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:16

My parents always said they would expect me to start considering moving out at around 25-26. Until they found out I was bi and 'moved' me out of the house at 16. But my (much) older brother and sister both moved out around 25-26, and while my sister was building her house at 27, she moved back home for 11 months. People are different.

badactor009 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:42

YDI for not securing your condoms. But Mom needs to take a chill pill. Would she be happier if you had three kids already?

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