By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
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alkanechain 0

Your mom is an idiot. Whether or not you deserved losing your money, the puppy doesn't deserve having all those plastic shards tearing through his system.

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Be glad you only had 60 in there, you could have had more, and actually gotten it stolen. Seriously, you keep ID's, address, etc in a wallet you shouldn't leave it around. It's just dumb.

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Kylias 6

Nice use of capslock. It is English.

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PhoenixFiend 0

Maybe she kept it lol. Do you know for sure that the puppy ate it?

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Belief_fml 0

Bet you never leave your wallet lying somewhere again...

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Ty_The_Man13 0

You misspelled Deserve, and for and being.

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nice18 0

Possibly the stupidest thing anyone has ever said.

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Taylorfacepwns 0

and forgot the period.

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Shokz992 0

Capitalise* full stop* Jeez, you Americans don't know much English, do you ;) England <3

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stgeorge 0

Shokz is refering to real English. From England. The original and best. Where we spell it capitalise and call it a full stop. and they're clearly having a laugh when they're saying it. Get a grip on yourself.

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jessamused 0

good gosh, I hope American English isn't going to take over the world, though if SHE has anything to do with it. It's almost like when i logged onto FB in the UK after being in the US and it asked me if it wanted me to translate to British English.... I thought thats what i had been using... or- at the very least the slightly less bastardised- Australian English. Where we too spell it Capitalise. and call it a full stop. stupid american english. now, let the teenage language nazi please feel free to correct my grammar with the knowledge that i will not be checking back, as i never do. XD Colour.

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idkweird 0

Agreed! Expensive lesson, but one well worth learning.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

#19 Thanks for repeating my comment almost word for word! I'd always thought this site was big enough for an echo, but never as big as you!

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Ajjas013 6

Woah, can he eat a **** magazine? I'm having a hard time deciding where I should stash them.

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alkanechain 0

Your mom is an idiot. Whether or not you deserved losing your money, the puppy doesn't deserve having all those plastic shards tearing through his system.

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kazumaslayer666 3

I would take your dog to the vet if he really managed to eat shards of your debit cards. I wouldn't want his insides damaged. if he just chewed them I guess it'll be ok.

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