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By flattened - 10/02/2011 10:58

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 17:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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conniebaby67 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 15:56

Omg that's horrible.

Doortje 29

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:00

I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(

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manders121 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:01

bahahaha x) ydi for having a cat..

talktomandybaby 8

Friday 11 February 2011 3:06

rip dead little kitty

blitz426 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:34

hahaha classic

DVecc 0

Friday 11 February 2011 4:25

is it still alive? can you take it to the vet to heal it or is it dead?

Laurgasming 16

Friday 11 February 2011 4:55

Awww :'(

lifeinhd 3

Friday 11 February 2011 5:08

Do you actually know anything about electric cars (or battery technology for that matter), or do you like spewing made-up facts? Judging, among other things, by your "quicksilver batteries" comment, I'll guess the latter.

kologen 4

Friday 11 February 2011 5:20

shytt

daevilmatt 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:36

fail

jansdo 1

Friday 11 February 2011 5:42

seriously, I've read that quiet electric cars raise hazards for animals, small Children and visually impaired who depend on the sound more than hearing to know of danger.

mrjmaster1234 0

Friday 11 February 2011 6:06

ewww?!?

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