Miscellaneous: Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends....

By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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FreddyLunch 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:19

MILF.

great_lawl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:15

Now that sucks

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clahdupe 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:08

WISH I WAS THERE

tacoman007 2

Monday 1 February 2010 1:01

hey, no one else seemed to mind.

lifesfailure 4

Monday 1 February 2010 3:14

dachomeslice 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:24

good. I would have sucked her ******* then twitted about it

Airborne2002 7

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:42

i would have gouged my eyes right then and there

blademaster23 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 0:40

never let ur mom go 2 ur parties or shit like that happens. If u ever see ur mom at ur parties GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!

modelrick 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 4:26

haha. Moms are caray. Ezpecially at parties where their kids are. LAME, never be at a party with alcohol with ITHER one of your parents.

trilluno 0

Monday 26 April 2010 18:13

Well look on the bright side at least you have a new 'Get out of jail free' card

aarondhz 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 4:47

did you get a good kodak moment? lol

Kai58 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:11

one thing i dont get...why were you at a party with your mom when theres alcohol involved?... xD

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Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

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Today, the train to work was both late and almost empty. The city deserted with barely a soul in sight. It wasn’t until arriving at the office that I realised everything is closed due to a Public Holiday. I’m new to this state and not one colleague or acquaintance mentioned it. FML

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Today, I'm an ectomorph who struggles to gain, let alone maintain weight. Our politicians made food so much more expensive in the last three years, I can no longer afford a consistent amount of protein and to fill my fridge with vegetables. I can barely afford to make balanced meals. FML

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Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML

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