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By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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By mirrorfad - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:19

MILF.

great_lawl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:15

Now that sucks

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Gavik 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:27

Typical Australian "Woman."

olisykes_ 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:45

aka "ladette"

PentiumBawls8 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:56

Maybe you still needed to be breast fed

wikuml 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:21

i wanna b your friend....

weezyDyl 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:58

first!!

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Sunday 22 May 2011 4:28

fail, just fail

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Thursday 28 January 2010 2:13

Is she hot? Can I meet your mom?

killerkurt 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:14

#1 is such win.

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Thursday 28 January 2010 2:21

mustt say that i LOVE numberr ones comment.. i agree . giggity. oh and um fyl. :D

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Thursday 28 January 2010 2:23

lol WIN :P

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Thursday 28 January 2010 2:24

this is too funny.

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Thursday 28 January 2010 3:10

Wait a second... You never mentioned if you enjoyed it or not...

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