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By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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By mirrorfad - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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FreddyLunch 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:19

MILF.

great_lawl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:15

Now that sucks

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newmanlyman3 8

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:28

did you like it? ;)

sureshot3891 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:55

how were they? pictures?

jmeg_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:59

pics plz

epccsplayer 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:09

Pics or it didn't happen

YDIMUFF 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:15

That's so hot

Banez 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:15

Lol, FYL... don't let ure mom go party!

Mikeymikey 4

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:37

The worst is listening to your mates talking about it after!! jah.. your life is ******!!! Thats about as FML as you can get!

Belle78 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 11:38

Lol I totally agreed with Mikey lol ur life is fckd!!!

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Thursday 28 January 2010 20:44

Awesome.

Inabsentia 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 21:00

That's gotta suck...

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Glass houses and all that

Life and soul of the party

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