By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 765
You deserved it 3 771
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

carl_carl_ 28

Your mom needs to let up. That's ridiculous

242 7
HairyPunisher 27

You should get back at her by putting one of those rubber poop monsters under the toilet lid. It'll pop up when she opens it. It might extend your punishment but it'll send a harsh message about the horrors of a lowered toilet seat.

223 11

Comments

Enslaved 36

I get unset when the people in my family forget to put the toilet seat down. Not because I'm too lazy to lower it or don't look before I plop my ass down, it's because my cats love to drink the water from the toilet bowl and will get sick because I have bleach tablets in the tank.

15 1
DoomedGemini 37

If it's a legitimate concern like this, I understand. If not, it just seems stupid to me.

2 0
alioni 12

Why is that such a big deal for them? I dont get it.

4 4
hellphone_fml 37

We dont look before we sit, bc its usually always down. ive fallen in before.

0 11
shmoooopie 29

Speak for yourself #48, I always look first. I have cats that will drink out of the toilet so I put the seat and lid down and ask visitors to do the same. I also do it because of fecal matter splatters

5 1
PurpleMyth 28

If you are unable to do something as simple as look before you sit #48, you are going to have a very hard time in life

4 1
iwadasn 32

It sounds like there must be more to this story. Did she repeatedly tell you to put it down and you repeatedly ignored her, and this was the last straw?

9 0
kirkaygri 18

Do you know the monstrous mushroom cloud of germs released when you flush and don't leave the seat down? I don't know about you, but I keep my toothbrush in the bathroom and that is not cool. No matter how clean you think that toilet is... it's not.

13 2
leogachi 15

@29 You have to put the lid down, too, or else the disgusting cloud gets all over everything anyway.

1 1
Jirekianu2 19

the bacteria gets everywhere lid up or down. it's relatively harmless to you as long as you're not using the same toothbrush to clean the toilet and your teeth.

0 3
chr1sF 12

Time to buy and hide a second phone

0 7
groovycrazyjoe 18

is fml that important, u went to the library to post kmsl

4 6
rareawesomeness 22

What's so hard about putting it down? It really only takes 2 seconds. You're how old now? I used to fall into the toilet all the time because of that shit. YDI.

9 14
leogachi 15

@32 Look before you sit or you deserve to fall in.

13 5
gabix3 16

Well I can see where #32 is coming from. If you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night in a half asleep state to go pee and the seat is up, I would understand falling in.

8 6
rareawesomeness 22

@41 Yes, very very early in the morning or in the middle of the night when I'm about to piss myself

2 7
Jirekianu2 19

would we accept a guy pissing all over cause he's half asleep and someone left the lid down? you're an adult have situational awareness.

8 2
gabix3 16

I'm sure that's happened as well. Accidents happen. Whether it's falling in the toilet or peeing all over the floor..

1 0
c420racer 13

32- You used to fall into the toilet all the time????? Kinkda says a lot about your doesn't it. YDI. Funny how you never hear of guys falling in when taking a dump. Or any intelligent woman for that matter.

4 7
Fairyjoshy 13

More guys fall into toilets than they'd care to admit. I should know - I'm one of them :P

0 0
phreaker913 21

what is it with women going crazy about this? LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT. for even more important reasons then just the lid. what if something was in there and when u sit down it jumps and bites you. ALWAYS look before u sit

5 5
Catdragon 40

my only problem is when you don't wipe the lid and I sit in your piss.

10 0