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If your the only women in the household and your constantly putting down a toilet seat because the men are too lazy to close the lid which you should always do before flushing for hygienic reasons, it can get very very annoying. My DH and my son both sometimes forget to put the seat back down and with my son being 6 I call him into the bathroom and tell him he has to put the seat down before he flushes the toilet so it's cleaner and when my husband does it I just yell from the bathroom put the seat down next time. You should never flush the toilet with the seat up. It's why I keep my tooth brush in a drawer with a cover on it.
You're mums a bitch, you should very well put here in her place. Women < Men.
If your mom is treating you like a baby then be a baby. Ask her to help you with everything and drive her crazy until she realizes that she needs to relax her rules a bit.
interesting for how many of you it's normal to not sit down at home. I would have guessed that not the lid but the pee spatter around the toilet was her problem and the lid just prove op doesn't care about everyone standing in his pee is...
South park scenario.. Clyde, why did you leave the seat up?
Why isn't anyone talking about the username?
Remember this when you're picking out a nursing home.
instead of being at the library, you could just go home and put down the ******* toilet seat.
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Your mom needs to let up. That's ridiculous
You should get back at her by putting one of those rubber poop monsters under the toilet lid. It'll pop up when she opens it. It might extend your punishment but it'll send a harsh message about the horrors of a lowered toilet seat.