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I love how you said where you were so people wouldn't call bull on you using a computer :)
Wasn't this a South Park episode?
What a BITCH!
So leave the seat down. And piss all over it.
my mom once took away power to my room for a month because I didn't brush my teeth before going to get my teeth cleaned -_- I know how you feel...
I guarantee this had nothing to do with the toilet seat. You've probably been pissing your mother off for ages about a bunch of different things and she's been warning you. The toilet seat was just the final straw.
Has anyone seen the South Park episode dealing with this issue? OP your mom could fall in and have her insides ripped out due to the suction of the flushing toilet. Grounded or Dead mom? you pick
Get off FML...if ur mom can take ur phone away and ur laptop, ur too young for the app
Sounds like his mother is menopausal.
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Your mom needs to let up. That's ridiculous
You should get back at her by putting one of those rubber poop monsters under the toilet lid. It'll pop up when she opens it. It might extend your punishment but it'll send a harsh message about the horrors of a lowered toilet seat.