By peniswoman - 14/07/2013 17:03 - United Kingdom - Paisley

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Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML
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mkid232 15

Wow, you sound like a bundle of fun, OP...

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Amberm13357 8

My boyfriend likes to do similar things. I think its hilarious! He's just trying to make you laugh, go along with it!

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kyla_milan13 5

Well you're mistaken OP. you will never be with a MAN, they all have a little bit of boy in then.

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alphabitch 2

With a FEW exceptions, all men are children. FYL for not learning this before now. Sorry! :-(

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itsbatmanxoxo 7

I find this strangely funny and attractive

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alyKATANA1 12

No offense guys.. But men will always be boys at heart :D

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magnetic_aura 26

I say "you deserve it" for not having a sense of humor. Though I do like your username.

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slimashli 7

he sounds like a cute silly guy to me stop complaining, he must love u alot if he's silly like that with you.

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MrsPine 17

Have a sense of humor. ._. I think it's hilarious when my husband does shit like that. I've smacked him with my boobs plenty of times.

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CGibson18 7

unfortunately this is a valuable lesson that all ladies will have to learn some day and that is that there is no transition from boy to man all guys are manchilds

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