Maybe he was role playing

So you don't have the same sense of humor as your boyfriend, get over it.

oh my god this is brilliant. I'm sorry OP but that really did make me laugh. if my partner did that I'd be in tears of laughter x

Have you been together for all of five minutes? and it is your first ever "boy friend?" Don't be surprised when he ditches your ass for a woman/girl who can take a joke, have a play. You need to understand that if a guy can't play with his girl, he does it only with his mates... around other girls.... in other girls. lol

I think some of the people on here are just a bit too uptight. It's a joke. Jeez. It's okay to joke around during sex you know. It makes it fun. Have some sense of humor.

Rule #1 in life: Men will always be children...

I would try this but I don't have a girlfriend. And I'm only 14. Guess I have to be Virgin Man. The only superhero to accidentally bump into you while watching women walk by with an uncontrollable hormone induced erection and then wince awkwardly. (which has happened several times).

Lmao man child is the only type of man there is

I think I'd find that funny. What's not funny is when you're busy playing on your xbox and your boyfriend decides to stand behind you and **** right on top of your head. All in your hair. Yeah, had an ex who did that. Not my proudest moment.

He obviously showed up more prepared than you did. He's no child, he's a hero.