By peniswoman - 14/07/2013 17:03 - United Kingdom - Paisley

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Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML
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mkid232 15

Wow, you sound like a bundle of fun, OP...

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GoArmy6624 7

Guys just wanna have fun

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NikkiAmber09 12

I personally would have laughed and had sex. But that's just me. I guess we're all childish on here.

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BelfastNuts 15

Nice. Being a man-child is the best way to be

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depocadoll 15

Most guys will alway be boys, but you gotta roll with it. Most girls will always e blotchy am they stick with us. It's the least we could do (;

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JoseIsAdork 31

I laughed a little too hard ×_×

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miller628 4

You should be happy you have a boyfriend and one with a sense of humor. Some people would love to have a relationship like that

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rebel501 4

C'mon that's kinda funny lol weird as it may be its kinda silly.

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