By peniswoman - 14/07/2013 17:03 - United Kingdom - Paisley

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Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML
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mkid232 15

Wow, you sound like a bundle of fun, OP...

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Sober1128 9

Men are always boys.

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SCTetra 10

I do the same. Hell, I do a lot more with my penis. It's kind of like how women play with their boobs. Sometimes it's fun to do jumping jacks, naked, with a hard on.

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twinkiefeets 17

I think all men do this regardless of their age.

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09Z_fml 4

You clearly know nothing about men..

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icepick23 12

Just go with it--it's okay to laugh once in a while!

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spiritheart113 1

my boyfriend would do that too! he's just being silly and it shows how comfortable he is with you :)

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tazz602 5

All men with hardons are children, date much?

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XxSKITTELZxX 3

Well sorry to tell ya but ur dating neither your dating a penis man

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