Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said,...

By niccy - 09/09/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

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By nkotz - 14/01/2013 18:34 - United States

Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By nakedyogagirl - 03/09/2010 00:16 - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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By S. Fancyson - 16/04/2013 23:23 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

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By she sure has an arm. - 28/02/2013 11:57 - United States - Clinton

Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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By unknown - 12/06/2013 17:33 - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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By skinnyguy23 - 10/09/2014 22:40 - United States - Briarcliff Manor

Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML

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It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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Tact

By FalkensLabyrinth - 03/02/2021 19:57 - United States - Gardner

Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML

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Thursday 9 September 2010 12:06

Who needs a gym membership when you already have a perfectly good bed capable of enduring all the working out you'll ever need?

SChew 6

Thursday 9 September 2010 12:01

so go get a gym membership

Comments

sapphirestar 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 20:05

lol you have such a helpful neighbour.. that's good! xD haha

sallen0046 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 20:21

I have a neighbor like you, and you absolutely deserve it. It's rude and inconsiderate. Even if being seen doesn't bother you, it certainly bothers other people.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 21:12

FYL OP and tell that bitch and everyone else that big girls are in style and **** all you skinny bitches...

threetwenty 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 0:08

yes!!!

Yanni_S 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:10

peeping tom

luckygirl931 0

Friday 10 September 2010 1:34

SO DIDJA GET NEW BLINDS?

airbiscuit 0

Friday 10 September 2010 3:17

Your neighbour's a rude bitch, but get some curtains.

Nightstrike07 1

Friday 10 September 2010 4:43

people wouldn't complain if the show was enjoyable, get curtains or work yo fat ass out, muffin top.

Matty1188 6

Friday 10 September 2010 9:27

I don't understand ppl that don't have window coverings for their bedroom. Don't you want privacy? I sure don't want the neighbours looking in on me. Unless you live in a very remote area and have no neighbours for miles, it makes no sense.