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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

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Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By CH - 07/12/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2017 09:25

Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2025 21:00 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was ordering a new vape for my Grandma online, since she refuses to use the internet. When I told her that the type of vape she uses wasn't available anymore, she screamed, "WELL THEN, I'LL JUST GET A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, AND SMOKE THEM UNTIL I GET CANCER!" FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By Manuel Gearbox - 12/07/2021 18:01 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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Holy smokes

By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 18:01

Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML

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BluPenguin 3

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:13

YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!

Metzler31 17

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:25

I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.

Comments

jenchen 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:30

ydi for usually throwing cigarettes out the window when you're done with them ... :

ducuss 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:48

Are you kidding? That's karma for littering like the asshole you are.

burp27 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 11:05

fail

jackie31337 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:38

YDI for being in the habit of littering.

BOBO_CRUNCHY 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 13:12

YDI for littering

Brodynn 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 13:12

looks like a cigarette, true enough, feels like a cigarette.... I have never come across a real cigarette that has felt like glass yet.

reddwarf_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 14:05

omg. u made my day. I'm lmfao

guyfromnm 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 14:16

I feel for you. Habits are hard to break.

sean01 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:28

I quit smoking the day before my marraige.. stop smoking

napero 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:44

YDI for throwing out the cigarette of the car window, that's just retarded

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