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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

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Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML

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Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 18:01

Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML

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BluPenguin 3

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:13

YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!

Metzler31 17

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:25

I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.

Comments

omg23_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 7:26

don't litter!!!!!!!!!!

david28423 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 7:26

xxBrokenHeartxx 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 7:41

YDI for smoking :o

Velocirahptor 6

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:10

I LOL'D

DMinimo 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:27

YDI for being a smoker.

_unratedx 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:28

OP; You're a dumb ass. YDI for smoking. sincerely; unrated <3

iltby 3

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:40

YDI for littering. A lot of fires start that way.

melijoonam 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:42

I agree with 111. legonut cracks me up! and my boyfriend uses the e cigg. He loves it. While we are at the movies, he'll whip it out and smoke away. lol