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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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BluPenguin 3

YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!

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Metzler31 17

I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.

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Randomxnp 10

YDI for habitually throwing your cigarette ends out of the window anyway. So many smokers just throw their litter on the ground

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aliles 0

I was walking through the mall and those sigeretets went from to help you quit smoking to their advertisment of smoke where ever you want hah they made a huge turn around on the use of it fail!!!

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Djosef_fml 0

They ALWAYS had in mind to make it a long term habit for addicted costumers. Their goal is to make money, not to help you quit smoking. Well, more acurately, they want you to quit smoking actual cigarettes and start smoking electronic cigarettes for as long as possible. People should not be so naive anymore after the amasing campain of denial tobaco companies started just to make sure people don't stop sucking their cancer sticks. The only effin' reason companies started by advertising it as a way to quit smoking was to print a very positive picture into the public's opinion. (''It looks like a very obvious trap to put previous costumers back into nicotine addiction, but listen : they claim to be actually trying to help!'') It's still a lame behaviour to purposefully throw yourself into an addiction that will be very hard to get rid of. They had to fake it like they were not advertising such a thing, otherwise it would have turned down many costumers. But hey, life is short : If you ''want your fun'', go for marijuana, which does not cause addiction, unlike nicotine, and is pretty much harmless, unlike alchool. You don't even have to smoke it.

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bluesclues72 0

you are all IDIOTS. yeah, smoking is bad, everyone knows that. but it's addictive. at least op is trying to quit! and stfu about littering because everyone does it. being cruel, doesn't make you cool.

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fishycanswim 0

YDI for spending your money on sonething stupid YDI for smoking YDI for littering YDI for possibly causing a fire

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cajekraze 7

OP, I get the electric cig, nice alternative, much better than the real thing. now, why in the he'll are you so stupid to throw cigarettes from your car? one, that's littering. Two, that's how fires get started. And doing that with an electric cig is stupid, but a result of your preexisting idiocy. Do the world a favor, don't breed!

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79DrAwkwArD97 0

STOP THROWING STUFF OUT YOUR WINDOW... Not only are you an idiot, you're also an asshole.

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PhantomFreakxo 0

I used an electronic cig for a show once... It worked just fine. and it was cheaper than 100 bucks. Your life really is effed.

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Jociek 4

That's what you get for littering- JERK!

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capnbzarr 43

Consider it your karmic comeuppance for all the other littering you've habitually done while smoking that poison. Butts are not biodegradable, aside from the fact that they cause wildfires.

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dancergal789 0

do you know how bad that is for you? try really hard to stop..... and don't litter, it's $475 for littering in my state so you can die of smoking if you like, but DONT litter.... It kills the planet so stop, NOW!

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