Money: Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By CH - 07/12/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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Broken vibrator

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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Geeking out

By Anonymous - 20/01/2017 09:25

Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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Anger management

By Manuel Gearbox - 12/07/2021 18:01 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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Holy smokes

By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 18:01

Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML

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BluPenguin 3

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:13

YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!

Metzler31 17

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:25

I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.

Comments

The_Fonz_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:47

FML is also quite intolerant to Americans.

brunettesara5722 17

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:48

at least he's trying to quit smoking..

greatest_alive 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 0:14

whoaa 43 you're really cute =)

greatest_alive 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 1:33

whoa 75 your dads a deutche

Ludii_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 4:19

douche* why is his dad a douche...?

greatest_alive 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:20

being a douche is heritatry. this moron obviously got his douche skills from his dad.

greatest_alive 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:47

go **** yourself.

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:49

Well, you'll just have to keep on buying them like real cigarettes. Expensive joke though. We might see all streets and parcs covered in electronic cigarettes in a few months! That's something new.