By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 02:32 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

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Today, my new boyfriend and I really wanted to have sex, but he went soft as soon as he entered me. This happens every time we try. I feel cursed by my year-long dry spell. FML
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VeganDarkLight 31

I know that feeling, was the same with my Ex. After a few weeks of trying, he finally told me he was still a virgin and scared of his first time (even though he really wanted to, I didn't pressure him or anything). A few nights later it suddenly worked =) Might be a similar problem with your bf, just don't pressure him or think it's your fault.

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gracehi 31

Of course I do. You tie it tightly between two sticks, place it gently inside a ******, sit very still and wait patiently for five minutes, and then it releases magic tadpoles when the man pees out of it into the woman's belly. Then, nine months later, the baby comes out of the woman's belly button.

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Saltypumpking 12

Probably he's just nervous because its the first time with you, it'll get better!

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TDog3337 12

that sucks...I can see why that would be hard...

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malikbahaa 21

Ummm no it's not hard .... That's the problem

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atsignat 18

Maybe hi is gay and it's not even sure about it

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MGS428 8

Try lots of foreplay or a position where you are controlling the act instead of him (or at least to start), he may not feel the pressure of having to perform well and it would be more seductive for him and he'll be in the mood in no time c:

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feven 32

Maybe you're dehydrated. Drink more water.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Maybe you're dehydrated cause that made no sense

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Mauskau 35

"Help, my bladder exploded because I didn't go to the toilet in time!" - "drink more water" "but that's how I got into this mess!" - "drink more water."

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devildog562 33

Chances are this is his problem and not yours, but then again, I guess him limp turns into both your problems.

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Ohcrapitsbam 3

Start with the foreplay then it should get better from there

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Maybe it's a medical problem and he should consult a doctor.

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