By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
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beddington 7

Be thankful, honesty in a marriage is very key to a long and successful one.

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Nomadic1 20

I thought women want a guy that is honest :p

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BadApple88 29

Honesty is the best policy and at least he didnt make a scene right

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outoftown 26

Honesty is the best policy, but tact and timing are what make it effective.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Just entering the honeymoon period and you're already at exposing the stinky breath. Let's just say this will be interesting to come back to.

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dzhonatan 14

Honesty is key! And, your response should've been, "Damn, I was saving that for tonight."

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Treveyon56 14

I thought memory was the key. (waits to see how many get the reference )

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LithFlavored 10

Rather you hear it from him than someone else

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vinayj009 5

Your body releases a lot of sweat and saliva under pressure and anxiety and lots of gas. So its natural for your mouth to stink. Dont worry

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redbandit9877 12

I know weddings are supposed to be the perfect day for the bride and all, but I probably would have cracked up at that.

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WildWonder808 14

For better or worse right? lol Don't be afraid to steal the toothpaste from your honeymoon suite.

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the_real_dvd 21

It's probably a good thing he told you considering all the friends and relatives you were bound to be face to face to and hugging. This way, you had time to "freshen up". Although, a quick aside after the dance would've been more appropriate.

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HeartOfLead 24

At least he whispered, and besides if this is the only thing that went wrong, then your wedding didn't turn out that bad.

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