Miscellaneous: Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

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Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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Friday 10 June 2011 9:21

U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!

xMexicanXJesusx 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:19

Well what're you gonna do now?

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51194 3

Friday 10 June 2011 10:39

I go to a private school and it still would of been stolen in a heartbeat! Anyway? Who leaves there iPhones in their lockers?

cldean24 4

Friday 10 June 2011 17:30

Someone who is not appreciative of the things they have. So they shove a 200-400 dollar piece of equipment in their locker and cry when they can't find it amongst their own garbage.

firstrecon 0

Friday 10 June 2011 10:48

We have a word: antidisestablithmentarianism. that has nothing to do with any thing, the other word we have does however: Moronic. uses in a sentence it looks kinda like this: moronic, it is what you are.

jjames7543 13

Friday 10 June 2011 17:34

You spelled antidisestablishmentarianism wrong...

roads 3

Friday 10 June 2011 10:53

Your mom yelled at the secretary? I'm fairly sure that person has NO responsibility regarding the security of your locker. Shouldn't that be up to you? If it's YOUR locker YOU should keep it locked. If you kept it locked you would have known it couldn't have been stolen and you wouldn't have panicked.

poopdayz 6

Friday 10 June 2011 12:13

Last I remembered, cell phones werent allowed in school. o.O

davidlime 3

Friday 10 June 2011 10:58

ydi for leaving your phone in a locker!

chaoticnh 0

Friday 10 June 2011 10:59

I don't understand why everyones calling you spoiled? just because you have an iPhone? when they don't know a thing about you x)

ttubear 17

Friday 10 June 2011 15:06

That's not the reason people are calling the OP spoiled, you dumbass.

Zero22120 12

Friday 10 June 2011 22:17

it's not about the phone, it's the reaction...

Zedbra 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:36

What does OP stand for?

chaoticnh 0

Friday 10 June 2011 11:04

I would get pissed at people when my things are supposed to be safe in the lockers they provide and end up getting stolen out of.

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Friday 10 June 2011 11:11

op, you do know they could have tracked your iPhone? happened to me when I lost my iPhone on vacation. All you have to do is call them... Such simple minded people.