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By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

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sieera00 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:20

forever alone...

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MackenzieBug 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:51

Haha I love kids ? what she said might give you either a hint or ruin your life forever ?

nomforlife 0

Monday 8 August 2011 0:01

It's a two year old. Shouldn't matter... YDI for taking a two year old seriously...

rury 0

Monday 8 August 2011 0:21

loser

SolemnlyLove 7

Monday 8 August 2011 1:02

you're 18 ffs, shouldnt rly be hard to make friends? Sry unless you're not mentioning something, you're pathetic so rly FYL

Monarch125 0

Monday 8 August 2011 1:16

no word. lol

daydreamer244 13

Monday 8 August 2011 1:22

you could ignore her advice and make some more two year old friends, but only if the people your own age reject you because they heard u were hanging out with a two year old. :) good day.

sensboltsfan84 4

Monday 8 August 2011 1:27

Well either she's older than you say she is or you're lying because 2 year olds don't have the cognitive ability to think that advanced

gishbish 2

Monday 8 August 2011 1:43

How is it possible for a two year old to tell you to find your own friends?

Mithylove 13

Monday 8 August 2011 2:45

Little kids say stuff like that all the time. I'm going to assume here that you were hanging around her because of family obligations and stuff like that and that you actually have real friends besides your 2 year old niece...Or i could be wrong, but i hope that I'm not.

mbrooks5110 0

Monday 8 August 2011 2:52

You shouldn't take what a 2 yr old says to heart.

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