Kids: Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's... - FML

By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

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Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML

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Today, I had to have a serious talk with my little sister about trying to hook up with my friends. Married or not. She just turned 18 but I’m hoping this was the first and last time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:00

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sieera00 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:20

forever alone...

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reallytho3 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:26

Kids r cute dont get me wrong but they r grade a assholes lol

KGabehart9 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:27

Forever alone.

Acadania 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:29

Well you should get off of FML now and go look for some friends

KGabehart9 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:30

Forever alone.

Perdomo 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:32

ask her to take you out sometime lol

savagearmz 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:32

Friends??

savagearmz 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:32

Friends??

GardeningHoes 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:39

Invite some prostitutes over, then you'll have more friends than her!

taylornicole97 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:45

Lol, the 2 year old told you how it is! :D

whitehatninja 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:50

Well, sitting in front of your facebook doesn't give you real friends. Hang out in the local park or the mall so that sometime you will meet someone of your tastes.

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