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By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

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Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML

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Today, I had to have a serious talk with my little sister about trying to hook up with my friends. Married or not. She just turned 18 but I’m hoping this was the first and last time. FML

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Lonely boy hiding behind the front door

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:00

Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML

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sieera00 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:20

forever alone...

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rezzel 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:07

maybe her friends have older siblings?

TKello 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:10

Ouch....Don't worry, she'll come around you'll see. She's going to need someone older than her to buy her that candy and Susie-Talks-A-Lot Doll anyway.

skittlemaster123 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:16

At 2 years old they only say what they hear. so dont imagine your 2 year old niece say you need freinds imagin someone else saying it and her hearing it(:

zmunnam 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:18

Such a liar! A two year old can't talk that way especially!

catnip1997 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:21

is your niece hot?

Bloodywolf20 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:26

Dude shes ******* 2 you perv

Killerturtle 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:34

You should take the advice!

kialuvsyoo 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:48

A 2 year old managed to say that? Idts.

SesameSpeed 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:05

Take the advice it could be good for you!

triggerit 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:06

It is good to be alone and independent

tatit 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:23

Wow, your niece is nothing but the truth! FYL!

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