Birthday and Love: Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 02:16 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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Dane Cook? Is that you?

By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

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Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

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Cool beans

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:23

He seems a little insecure.. just a little..

InternetHobo 18

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:22

Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact

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FieldLeftBlank 20

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:38

Good riddance.

russfml 31

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:43

You almost wonder if he even heard himself. That's just insecure to the extreme

warrenhoward42 20

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:44

so who broke up with who?

Seabass_Chan 33

Sunday 7 February 2016 7:05

Does it matter? Point is OP is now free to date someone less insecure who doesn't accuse her of wanting to **** children.

Dexter83_fml 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:54

Your ex is a complete tool.

914smv 18

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:55

OMG so insecure... and of a little kid?

AudiLover21 13

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:56

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dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:45

Why would you even think this?

Obito_Uchiha651 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:51

Nowhere in the fml did it give you OP's age so for you to make this assumption is idiotic

laurellkawes 31

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:06

He was overreacting, but op, why would you want to go to an 11 year-old's birthday party?

Darkness_Hate 29

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:17

Trying to be a part of his family...sharing some good memories together.

bonermonkey 31

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:21

I like going to birthday parties for my partners younger siblings. Hanging out with his family is nice. OP probably felt the same. :)

domolovesyoshi 33

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:25

Do you not go to your siblings parties? cousins?

chinaski7628 32

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:29

Plus, what if there was face-painting and a bouncy castle? I'd want in on that party.

Knightchaser27 25

Monday 8 February 2016 10:36

Free food,cake and soda

Catdragon 40

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:22

What's wrong with going to a kids birthday party? Are people that worried about creeps? Besides it wasn't like it was a stranger's little brother or kids birthday party, it was your then boyfriend's brother's party. I would be happy if someone expressed they wanted to be an active part in my family life because it shows they intend to get comfy with a potential new branch of the family. When you marry someone, they become your in laws. There's nothing wrong with meeting and interacting with your lover's family.