Miscellaneous: Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while... - FML

By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2022 16:00

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By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

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By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston

Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

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By homealone - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML

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By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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turtleomnom 0

Friday 30 September 2011 1:23

tell them they might as well bring the dog with them, it would make a good playmate for your ex.

angelchvz94 2

Friday 30 September 2011 1:22

Your parents sound like Jerks.

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ibestef 1

Friday 30 September 2011 2:18

Maybe your parents didn't want you to go through with seeing your ex get married?

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 30 September 2011 2:27

"If any person here knows a good reason why these two should not be wed, let them speak now or forever...what's that disturbance at the back? You're from where? California? What, what's that about a dog? Who's looking after the dog? He is? Who's he? I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

Unlucky717 8

Friday 30 September 2011 2:30

lol

talktomandybaby 8

Friday 30 September 2011 2:34

That's cockward.

WolfAttac 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:34

#15 I would turn sown free cake unless it's ice cream cake

MadnessAnne 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:38

Wow I would be so freaking p'd off !

Spazz420 7

Friday 30 September 2011 2:42

That's brutal!

landooooo 5

Friday 30 September 2011 2:45

crash the wedding. x]

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 30 September 2011 7:01

Excuse me ma'am. Are you aware that you're not wearing a shirt?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 30 September 2011 7:10

Boner's, nice trolling.

anamariba 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:46

I would take dog and come to church too. Say , yo, dog was missing u so much!

psuedodragon 23

Friday 30 September 2011 2:48

I would've thumbed up if this had been written better

My_Dick_is_Huge 6

Friday 30 September 2011 2:54

Damn i feel sorry for you..

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 30 September 2011 3:03

Picture is fake.

My_Dick_is_Huge 6

Friday 30 September 2011 3:06

lol.. yo know me so well

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