By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 17:06 - United States

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Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
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Iamnotmyself 17

We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

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midwestdude 0

Your meat rocket is better off being jammed in a dog knot tree hole than to have a bloated dead cow explode on your semen shaft.

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oklahomaguy 0

I like the danger, and I love to **** animals in the backyard of random houses cause i like the excitement

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midwestdude 0

Do you ever get mad penis disease. I can't seem to get mine to quit foaming at the mouth.

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Lightninglight 1

Hey, at least she hadn't asked people to sign her "Bill of rights", right?

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elkied 8

You mean "pubic"ly celebrate?

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