By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 17:06 - United States

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Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
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Iamnotmyself 17

We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

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xcarxcrashx 9

Maybe someone can make another pube/ publicly joke...

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HomelessMuslim 0

Too bad She's not Muslim.

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sandmancometh 3

Nice! I hope she got the Brazilian.

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zombiekitten87 12

A public bikini wax? That sounds horrifying

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grnfairy 5

Good for her for gaining her I independence

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HappyPickles 11

Why is this an FML for you? Your mother can shave/wax/botox whatever parts of *her* body she wants. If your father was anywhere near as controlling and passive aggressive as your FML makes you sound, your mother is well shot of him.

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Egnar 19

She publicly celebrated with a bikini wax? So what does that entail?. . .Throwing a block party and eating sushi off her stomach in the middle of the road while some strange korean lady applies wax for everybody to watch?

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HomeAl0ne 20

Not a korean lady, Mister Miyagi and a local kid. Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.

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