By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 17:06 - United States

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Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
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Iamnotmyself 17

We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

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Bobby64 29

It's of the pubes, by the pubes, and for the pubes.

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DennisC1975 4

If she had done that years ago maybe there would not have been a divorce.

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BabeFYL 0

Now she should have everyone sign it.

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laideehawk 6

Nothing says independence like getting all the hair ripped off your yoni.

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cmars3 7

Good for her! Wouldn't you want your mom to be happy? Yes it would be a little hard on you them being separated but your mom and dad are ending their relationship because they aren't happy so you should accept that.

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oklahomaguy 0

I don't have to worry about being kicked, I just wait on a old one to die then I haul ass out in the field and bury my skin missile in it while it's still warm and full of juice

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