Intimacy: Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 17:06 - United States

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By kris - 22/08/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2011 0:22

We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

babygirlc1 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:22

It's about time she shaved the bush

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perdix 29

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:51

It would be tragic if the real reason your dad dumped your mom is because he was repulsed by her huge, hairy bush. Only the rare husband will comment on his wife's crotchetal coif, but he'll be much happier if she takes care of that area down there.