By sad - 25/10/2011 10:15 - Reserved

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Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8

So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

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taintedblue 3

This FML is one of the funniest I've read in a while. Sorry OP

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guckylynn 19

That is absolutely disgusting. You do realize other people in your household use the shower head too, right? What next, are you going to borrow your moms vibrator?

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GraceKathryn97 0

Hey don't be rude! Everyone needs some lovin'...and when your desperate for it you will use anything!

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asherah14 7

OP is using the water to **********. The shower head doesn't touch anything. And so what if it did? It's not like bodily fluids are disgusting. They're natural and would rinse right off. Some people are just way too uptight.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You're a dick #41, I hope you never get laid or ********** in your ******* life.

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spritom 0

She was borrowing her mom's showerhead and that didn't turn out so well.

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akichan15 5

lololol somebody needs to loosen up.

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kristen69 0

U can't actually use a shower head it's the water pressure I'm sure. And if u can't fit the shower head in there then that's pretty loose..

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guckylynn 19

287, considering I'm female, I kinda get how it works. I just think it's kinda gross to think about it being against her. If you live on your own it's one thing, but with parents and possible siblings it just seems pretty nasty.

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boredfishing 0

Girls make it sound so hard to find a guy. Haha if a girl said what you just wrote to a guy..... ;)

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ikickgingers 15

"..." is so ominous when followed by a wink. :/

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boredfishing 0

Nah, I'm pretty straight forward. Can I hold the shower head for you :) sure glad I'm not a ginger.

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crazy4uboi 6

What's wrong with being a ginger and most girls want a boyfriend with a little more class than that

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jwktheman 6

GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

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Llama_Face89 33

But I'm comfy...

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RedPillSucks 31

This would be funnier if you're a guy. Next time, don't moan so loud when you're in the shower and they wont know a thing. Try using their electric tooth brush. I hear he's easy.

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leadman1989 15

How do you know they aren't?

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mintcar 9

Or....you could get out and try to find a guy? If the only thing you can fall back on is the shower head everyone in the household uses, then that's a little sad. Stop being cheap. If you just can't find a man, suck it up and pay for a sex toy. Your parents probably caught on.

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Okayitwasme 0

Time to move on and focus on something better.

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