By sad - 25/10/2011 10:15 - Reserved

Spicy
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 151
You deserved it 36 579

Same thing different taste

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So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

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kg163401 0

Lmao. Probably my favorite fml ever....

12fhstar 4

It's either shower heads, ******, or riding the bicycle, nowadays? What happened to just using your hand?

Whoever thumbed this down do me a favor and Google "rabbit vibrator" lol

Hey, uh, unless you're an amputee, you have these things called fingers.

I know the feeling..it sucks! Try the faucet??..

crazy4uboi 6

The faucet? How the hell do you do that?!

sheryabraham76 0

I guess they figured out why the water bill was so high. Fyl.

ikickgingers 15

Words of wisdom. Get your **** pierced... And people wonder why I run everyday. :D

perdix 29

Does it work with the guiche, too?

When I died I was hoping to come back as a detachable shower head. Now, after this comment, I want to be your running shorts. Does that make me a bad man?

Never mind kicky's shorts.. I want to come back as the ring(or other object) in the piercing. ;)

Your whole family was cleaning themselves with your sex toy. Gross.

If your single because of that then you needed a new girl anyways