By sad - 25/10/2011 10:15 - Reserved

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Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8

So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

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perdix 29

You probably disgusted the shower head so much that it turned gay and your parents are homophobes. In our society, the tools used for genital pleasuring are owned exclusively and are not part of the commons. These include shower heads, vibrators and men.

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perdix 29

Move in to your own place and get a Jacuzzi tub. You could hostess bukkake parties and gang bangs until your cooter is sore. You'll be so exhausted you won't be sad that you fail in the simple act of attracting a male penis.

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ikickgingers 15

You said cooter, I lol'd...

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SolanumX 6

That's because it's ok to hate people without souls.

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emmanizzer 6

I learned today in Government that someday not so far off their will be an extinction of gingers. :(

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SirWrangler 5

I didn't know there was anything but a male penis....

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twilight_lupus 13

I guess the shower head had an STD.....get checked. You can never trust inanimate objects nowadays.

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Corygerm 9

suuuuweeeeetttt! (Trojan triphoria commercial)

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XoXoKaylynXoXo 5

Which costs money and it's not necessarily used on the same parts. Girls get stimulation from their clit and their g-spot. A ***** is used on the latter, and generally water would be used on the clit because of the constant stimulation on the outside.

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pie29302930 0

Use a hanger. No? Is that a little much?

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XoXoKaylynXoXo 5

Play hanger tag =b

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