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By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

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By bee - 23/12/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 02:45 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML

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By IamTheSalt - 25/04/2017 02:00

Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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By TrappedInSchool - 28/07/2018 12:30 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML

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By tryingtobepretty101 - 02/09/2011 16:58 - United States

Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

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By Yocherrypicker - 29/07/2016 01:04

Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML

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By Kameron - 20/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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B52_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:10

Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.

thisismyname_fml 1

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:11

To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.

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liveitlearnit 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:05

I failed gym too, my senior year. In my school it was easy to fail, if you couldn't run the mile in time, or if you were late repeatedly. I had a class ACROSS my ENORMOUS high school right before, so I had to run to make it on time, and still managed to be late... and yes I happen to be really out of shape due to weak core strength which my Phys Therapist attributes to my scoliosis. Don't judge this person, maybe they just have a really tough gym teacher.

TheAntiComment 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:10

id be pissed if u failed gym. People that fail gym usually die at like 50 cuz they are so unhealthy. Why dont you do something active. your parents are right to not buy you a computer, thatll make you worse at gym.

MyLifeIsGrrreat 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:16

Hahahahaha!! Fatty fatty boom boom failed gym

Revan_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:26

How the **** did you fail gym?

ihpb09 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:53

i love how everyone's overlooking the whole honour roll part. this kid thinks she deserves a computer just for being on honor roll. BULLSHIT. like i said before, honor roll is RIDICULOUSLY EASY to get in, so even if i neglect the whole "fail gym fail life" bashfest and say that u passed gym for the sake of argument, that STILL doesnt entitle you to a computer. unless you got ridiculously high marks (all A+'s or 90%+). but if u were getting those marks u'd probably be smart enough to figure out that the comp u get will prob be a waste of money about a year down the line. alternative: get a job you spoiled brat.

ErinSaysHerro 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:19

you must be asian. hahah

danc501 1

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:21

How do you fail gym?

goshzilla 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:34

lol, we have a term for what i think the OP was referring to. "asian fail" That means a B, maybe a C.

ihpb09 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:45

no B is definitely asian fail lol

wolfy_fml 5

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:52

#70: I am a Canadian. We don't have a "health" class. At least we didn't when I was in high school (I graduated in 2001). #29: I wish teachers weren't allowed to grade on athletic ability when I was in school (I don't know if they can or not here now) but they sure did. I am NOT an athletic person, although there were some games that I was really good at. The worst test in gym was the 'running for an entire half hour without stopping' test. I am a sprinter at best. XD I walked for the 30 minutes without stopping (which, for an overweight person is hard enough), but I still failed. My teacher gave me 0. Sure it was for running, but at least I got 30 minutes of exercise! I didn't just sit out or something. lol