Love: Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known...

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

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Age gap

By YoungBlood - 16/08/2024 08:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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He gets around

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML

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Casual

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad casually mentioned my half-sister in conversation. He had her out of wedlock when he was only 13. NEWS TO ME, HE'S NEVER MENTIONED I HAVE A HALF-SISTER BEFORE AND I'M FREAKING 22 YEARS-OLD. Apparently he and mom thought I knew, and just forgot to tell me. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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Family goals

By Stephenstrange - 22/07/2021 13:59 - United States - Clinton Township

Today, I asked my mom to tell me how she met my dad, because after 15 years me and my dad are finally working on our relationship. My mom thought it was a good time to tell me he’s not my father, and that my biological father wants to meet me this week. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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lexie206 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:35

wow. I guess age really didn't matter to them..

Pixelduhst 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:39

That's... wow. The fact that they actually stayed together up until now is a miracle in itself.

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e400853 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:56

haha wow

Illyssa_fml 4

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:56

fyl your dads a pedifile

whoisthisgirl 4

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:57

I'm 18 and my sister is 13... I'd be like dating her friends... that's nasty 

leasha12111 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:05

reverse-cougar

kaycox3 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:18

well.. i guess age is just a number.. true love is whats inportant(:

jrsl 2

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:35

So you think that a 50 year old ******* and/or dating a 15 year old is okay? Since, 'age is just a number.'

iamepic123 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:31

so is 911

TheDamnDrifter 1

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:32

Thats sick what idiot dates some one over half a decade older?

smarties25 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:37

okaii umm...you cant help falling inlove you just fall without knowing … but 13 years old is way to you to be dating a 21 year old and I don't mean to offened u guys that think it's alright but that's just really really gross....

boatkicker 4

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:53

Depending on how old the couple in question is, half a decade isn't all that much at all. In this case, yes, half a decade is huge. In other cases, five or more years may not make all that much of a difference.

catstuff 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:48

err gahh

UnluckyEmoGirl 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:49

I'm 14 and the guy I like is 22 O_o lol weird coincedent ( I honestly can't spell... )

biskitbukit 7

Sunday 24 October 2010 7:13

Ewwww, that's disgusting :(

edenclaire 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 7:22

your dad must've been one desperate 21 yearold. im so sick of hearing about all these girls who are 13/14 dating boys 18 and over. its sick and creepy.