Miscellaneous: Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because...

By uglynerd - 26/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Streamwood

Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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You deserved it 3 274

Prepper

By suze44 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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You deserved it 5 370

By Noname - 17/02/2009 08:30 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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You deserved it 13 481

The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 12:00

Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML

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Thanks

By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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You deserved it 5 319

By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 102 082

By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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Sunday 26 May 2013 10:46

Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games. Turns out you can put a price on virginity!

ozpunker 20

Sunday 26 May 2013 10:46

Cook meth to spite them.

Comments

Jaffecakes 1

Monday 27 May 2013 3:37

I feel ur pain:( #nerdsruletheworld

LyraAlluse 25

Monday 27 May 2013 4:20

I'm a nerd and proud! Wear that tittle like a badge of courage and let who you are inside shine out for the world to see!

Summoner_T3L 15

Monday 27 May 2013 19:28

This, dear OP, is a moment where you say "well damn" and move on. Take the ugly comment as playing life on a difficult setting but being a nerd is awesome. FYL in the end because that was wrong of him.

Jpaul512 3

Thursday 30 May 2013 8:32

I'm sure you're not that ugly

jessejamesc 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:57

I LOVE ugly nerds. you will be hot when youre older.... as long as you get regular physical activity.

zomgbies 17

Friday 14 June 2013 21:48

Inside every "ugly nerd" lies a sexual dynamo who knows tricks you could only dream of.

kokomojoe 1

Friday 20 September 2013 4:41

You were made from them so them calling you ugly was in a way insulting themselves.

jennlody 28

Thursday 14 May 2015 5:20

parents don't understand that saying things like this somewhat make you want to get into trouble. i feel that my parents felt this way about me before too lol. I bet you're beautiful!